I will be standing even after you pushed me over. Because if my God is with me, then who can be against me? oh yeah baybay!!!!!haha now to get to some info about me Isaac, im a Puerto RIcan jew, 19 taken by this kick ass beautiful Punk rock princess, I play bass and i Love the sport of lacrosse, im super random and I love everyone, if you wanna know come have a talk with me, Shalom! 
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when a female hits puberty, her breasts fill up with milk for her future child and stays there until she dies. thats why, when you die, your body smells because the milk starts to spoil. i took AP biology trust me on this one.
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worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
MOIST CURDLE
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Spider-man
“If I fail, I try again, and again, and again. If YOU fail, are you going to try again? The human spirit can handle much worse than we realize. It matters HOW you are going to FINISH. Are you going to finish strong?” -Nick Vujicic
I write sins not five page research papers
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THE MUSIC, THOUGH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
hilarious!
Fire nation, bitches.
